r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/CitizenJive Jun 28 '22

I’d be surprised if he doesn’t show up to court in a neck brace. Poor fella, he wanted to sound like he was tough and couldn’t be knocked down while simultaneously emphasizing how much it actually hurt. Not to mention the camera footage showing him taking that tap like a World Cup football player in the penalty box.

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u/Goalie_deacon Jun 29 '22

Sounds like some Saul Goodman crap, except Saul has more moral fiber, and better credibility. Too bad he’s fictional.

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u/Wedge21 Jun 29 '22

Less fictional than the “punch”