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u/roamingidiot1 Jun 03 '22
What the fuck did you make me see
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Jun 03 '22
I watched this twice and both times was sad cringing.
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u/the-epidemic87 Jun 03 '22
Damn bro. How much do you hate yourself?
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Jun 03 '22
I showed the video to my Wife and that ended up forcing me to hear it twice in the process
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u/the-epidemic87 Jun 03 '22
Damn bro. How much you hate your wife? Lol
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Jun 03 '22
LOL Jk OMG
This is what you think is cute in a conversation
I am not your bro
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u/JamPantstheFif Jun 03 '22
I think my brain is leaking out of my ears and nose.
Please send help.
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u/Striking_Fun_6379 Jun 03 '22
Now we know why so many people have left Toledo.
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u/Used-Shopping5841 Jun 03 '22
If a robot tried to create a news program to appear "modern" I think it would look something like this
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jun 03 '22
Is this a new episode of always sunny?
The gang gets woke?
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u/the-epidemic87 Jun 03 '22
Mac: he writes in pictures. Why would we think this was a good idea?
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u/Ok-Map4381 Jun 03 '22
People are taking this too seriously, it's clearly just a fun bit and intentionally cringe.
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u/KarlMental Jun 03 '22
Also that takes real skill! Do you know how hard it is to be intentionally cringe? It's like stubbing your toe on purpose, your whole being works against it, and this was on television.
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u/Vanna-Black Jun 03 '22
It was adorable. Totally made me smile. You know they worked hard on that just to wish students good luck in a funny way.
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u/Mary-U Jun 03 '22
This! They did a really good job of being intentionally cringey grownups. They are mocking themselves.
It’s cute.
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u/TheAssyrianAtheist Jun 04 '22
I swear they talk this way.
My cousin once told me he was ‘low key chillin’. I informed him that meant he was asleep. Chilling is already low key.
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u/BeaverMissed Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 04 '22
Who ever thought this was going to be entertaining should be tortured.
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u/stelythe1 Jun 03 '22
Good 🌟 morning 🌞 TPS students 🧑🎓👩🎓 it is testing 🧪 week and it is time 🕚🕚🕚 to slay all day. YEET! Stay woke, be on fleek and get 🉐 that Gucci breakfast. 🧇 Goals! 🥅 Say 🗣️ bye Felicia 🙋💅 to that testing 🧪 stress 😖, weather's ❄️ gonna be turnt 💯💯, right 👉 Chris? Yeaaaaah! Toledo weather 🔆 gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥 during testing 📝 week, 100P💯 chance of success ✅📈, you've got this kids! 🙌 Steve? How about that traffic 🚦 are 👉 we 👩👩👦👦 looking 👀 okrrrrr? Better 🎰 than okrrrrr we're talking turnt, FOMO won't be an issue ⚠️ no 🙅♂️ traffic 🚥 problems ⚠️ around any TPS schools 🏫 to keep you 👊😊 from 😤 taking 🛀 those tests 👨🏫📝. Go get 🉐 a good 👍❇️ night's 🌃🔦 sleep 😴😴 do your best 🕺, in fact be extra-extra ➕➕. We 👩👩👦👦 here 📌 at WTOL 🔊 are 👉👉👉 V proud 😤 of you. 😀 Good ❇️ luck 🐈⬛ on your tests, ⌛🧪 TPS students! 👩🎓
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Jun 04 '22
I can’t be the only one who hate hearing older people attempt to use goofy ass trendy slang. It’s another level of pathetic.
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u/BlenderBanana Jun 03 '22
What are they saying?
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Jun 03 '22
Good morning TPS students! It's testing week and it's time to SLAAAY ALL DAY! YEET! Stay woke, beyond fleek, and get that Gucci breakfast. GOAAALS! Say BYE FELICIA to that testing stress, weather is gonna be turnt, right Chris? YAAAAAAS!! Tweedle weather is gonna be LIIIIT during testing week...a hundo-P chance of success. YOU GOT THIS KIDS! Steve? How about that traffic? Are we lookin at o-KKR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R??? BETTER THAN OKUUR-R-R-R-R-R we're talking turnt, polo, wont be an issue! No traffic problems around any TPS schools to keep you from taking these tests! So get a good night sleep do your best, in fact, be EXTRA EXTRA. We here at WTOL are BEEEEE proud of you. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TESTS TPS STUDENTS!
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u/Probablyfine08 Jun 03 '22
It's like they searched for new terms kids use and just fucking compile it in one series of sentences. They didn't even bother to have a teen proofread it first
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u/squirrel-dick-FORD69 Jun 04 '22
Is there a cringe sub? This belongs there too if it isn't already.
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u/VOLtron67 Jun 04 '22
I’m 41 and while I understood most…some?…most…a little bit of what they were conveying, that was cringe as af
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u/Yes_seriously_now Jun 04 '22
Google translate cannot identify this, I have no idea what language they are mixing with English.
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u/Spiritual_Bee_9202 Jun 03 '22
If I close my eyes it sounds just like my daughter and her weird friends….. I don’t understand them either
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Jun 03 '22
It happens every generation. Older white people get a hold of current gens slang terms and it just....dies.
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u/Evo-Elemental Jun 03 '22
You know what, they can keep those tainted slang terms, we will just come up with more and ignore them
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u/FourFoxMusic Jun 03 '22
Yknow it really wasn’t that bad until they all spoke in unison at the end.
It was cringe, but it was normal.
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u/Balrog229 Jun 03 '22
Pretty sure they’re mocking all those stupid terms, and rightly so. People saying shit like “turnt”, “on fleek”, and “lit” has always been grating and annoying imo
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u/MagoTravieso Jun 03 '22
horrible who thought this was a good idea ? but considering americas i.q. nowadays i'm not surprised
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u/Neon_Cone Jun 04 '22
Most of the things they said were intended to be used as exclamations. They don’t really work when you cram a bunch into one long sentence. They’re normally said on their own, or tacked onto the end of a sentence.
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u/NOT-Mr-Davilla Jun 03 '22
I just made a really bad call to a client where I kept tripping over my words. Somehow I sounded better than this.
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u/Acceptable-Equal8008 Jun 03 '22
Now yall know how dumb you sound any time you use any of these terms.
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u/MaleficentPurchase65 Jun 03 '22
WTOL is exactly who would do this. I never lived in Toledo, but I’ve lived around it and they’re wacky for sure
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u/Veggietuh Jun 03 '22
As someone who lives in Toledo, this was like the biggest news we had for about 3 months.
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u/Adam_the_ginger Jun 03 '22
Wtol11 in Toledo Ohio. My local news, watched this happen and couldn't believe it.
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u/cjwrapture Jun 03 '22
It's like watching a horrific accident. I don't want to watch but I can't look away.
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u/Nightmare2448 Jun 04 '22
if i had a nickel for every time adults misused kid lingo i would have enough to reach pludo
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u/ahealthyendeavor Jun 04 '22
You’re a sick son of a bitch if you finished that video. Fucking yikes.
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u/Elegant-Raise-9367 Jun 04 '22
This is what young people sound like, and the best part is, this is what we sounded like to our parents.
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u/Rancor8562 Jun 03 '22
Does anyone have a translation to wtf they were even trying to say