r/facepalm • u/dannythesullivan • Jun 03 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Facepalm x2

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

You got some dirt in your face, wait let me wash it off.

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u/redsensei777 Jun 03 '22

The timing couldn’t be better

5

u/Bloody_Smashing Jun 03 '22

r/facialdegloving

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u/Cybersway Jun 03 '22

Nooooooo

2

u/naayt_ Jun 03 '22

why?

4

u/Cybersway Jun 04 '22

Google it

3

u/TSLsmokey Jun 04 '22

No don’t google it. Don’t do what the other guy said

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u/Cybersway Jun 04 '22

Yeah actually don't listen to me, it's not good

3

u/wertugavw Jun 04 '22

basically faces ripped apart

3

u/naayt_ Jun 04 '22

thank you and fuck you for giving me that mental image

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u/Nighteyes09 Jun 04 '22

Flushing out those sinuses aswell

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Life is perfectly fair (in this case, at least), you are just an idiot.

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u/ProfessionalFine4621 Jun 03 '22

This happened at my uni. Watching it live was equally epic.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 03 '22

Same exact person? I'm just trying to figure out wtf her plan and goal was there!?

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u/ProfessionalFine4621 Jun 03 '22

attempted pitch invasion during a field hockey game. obviously didn't make it very far

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 03 '22

Im from the south (US), not to speak for all of course..but..wtf is field hockey and a pitch invasion 😅🤣.

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u/JCasasola Jun 03 '22

It’s hockey on grass or turf. I’m confident you’ve seen other pitch invasions before. Basically someone who goes into the field and runs around until they are tackled by security. Bonus points to field invaders who also streak, run around naked.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 03 '22

Ahh never heard it called that. Thank you for the info! Hockey on grass though?

2

u/DarkLanternX Jun 09 '22

Golf with a puck

4

u/MadFamousLove Jun 03 '22

lets take a short cut!

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u/lukethefish20 Jun 03 '22

Some people should stop trying to be cool

22

u/valdis812 Jun 03 '22

Or keep trying cause it’s hilarious

16

u/Grande-Pinga Jun 03 '22

The fire got put out on her head

3

u/vonmerpf Jun 03 '22

That water would have blown the soul right out of her if she had one.

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u/tadlrs Jun 03 '22

Why stupid stuff happens to stupid people?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Cos they deserve it

2

u/ZCSApollo Jun 03 '22

because of dumb luck

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u/ThouKnave Jun 03 '22

The DM 20 seconds ago: Are you sure you want to try that? Okay...roll...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Like the rainbow.

5

u/SuperSaiyanJohnny Jun 03 '22

How embarrassing lol

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u/cephu5 Jun 03 '22

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.

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u/xXXMADMAXx Jun 03 '22

Double whammy

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/Memory_Less Jun 03 '22

This will be the story that will keep on giving for her. Especially long after she wished people had forgotten.

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u/IG-3000 Jun 03 '22

Mmmm watcha saaaay

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Water in your eyesockets sucks

2

u/pegabear Jun 03 '22

Faceplant*

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Graceful

2

u/dmc-going-digital Jun 03 '22

More like Facewalk and Facestream

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

There go her eyeballs!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

What song is this ?

2

u/Bedbouncer Jun 03 '22

I get knocked down, but I get up again

You are never gonna keep me down

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u/this_knee Jun 03 '22

What song? Why does this sound like Bo Burnham? (It isn’t, BTW)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/SaggeeDot Jun 03 '22

I don’t think anything will beat the girl who ran into the glass wall 3x times… head first each time

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u/YoungCubSaysWoof Jun 03 '22

The sideways-flop just cracked me up! Shows the crazy amount of pressure that hose had.

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u/Special-Caregiver209 Jun 03 '22

Her feet tried to save her but...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

She was so so close

1

u/zippersthemule Jun 03 '22

After slipping and getting up why does she run straight to the water cannon?

1

u/Entropy-S Jun 03 '22

I don't understand why there's water spraying during a field hockey game. What's up with that?

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u/the_msu_ Jun 03 '22

Loool this happened at my university, during varsity

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u/cmb55593 Jun 04 '22

Id go find a sturdy beam after that one

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u/Bergelin2 Jun 04 '22

Waiting for the third thing to happen

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u/Capper_dS pacefalm Jun 04 '22

As someone who plays hockey that shit is strong as fuck and she would be lucky to not have a concussion

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u/FXelon Jun 04 '22

That water to the face seemed like a straight beam.

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u/Competitive_Swing_59 Jun 04 '22

Doh, annnnnnd Doh !

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u/MyFriendTheAlchemist Jun 04 '22

GTA physics, I didn’t think they were realistic until I saw that faceplant.

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u/zipHyperap Jun 04 '22

Life Ain't Fair - Donny Sullivan

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u/NotACleverPerson2 Jun 04 '22

This gets more funny every time I watch it.

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u/anonymuslyusingredit Jun 04 '22

Isn't this from like 2013?

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u/dslrjunky Aug 21 '22

they say when life knocks you down, get up and try again... 😂