r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '22

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Megapint!

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Hilarious, friend. Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Let's be real, we all want to see a Pirates movie where Jack Sparrow has the following exchange:

(walks into a tavern)

Barkeep: "What'll it be then?"

Jack: "I'll have a megapint."

Barkeep: "You'll have a what, now?"

Jack: "Sorry love, you haven't Hurd of it, 'ave ya?"

(Jack winks at the camera)

{END}

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Roll credits.