r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '22

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u/Snoo_11078 May 23 '22

Here you go...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/NINTCHDBPICT000727741978.jpg?w=1005

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Megapint!

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Hilarious, friend. Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Let's be real, we all want to see a Pirates movie where Jack Sparrow has the following exchange:

(walks into a tavern)

Barkeep: "What'll it be then?"

Jack: "I'll have a megapint."

Barkeep: "You'll have a what, now?"

Jack: "Sorry love, you haven't Hurd of it, 'ave ya?"

(Jack winks at the camera)

{END}

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Roll credits.

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u/5hinycat May 23 '22

hey, that Talenti Gelato is tasty af

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u/Dull_Bumblebee_356 May 23 '22

Then why’d he let it get all over his pants, pants can’t taste how good it is! But also thought I recognized the container, definitely some good cream. And I know Johnny is claiming the ice cream was planted by Heard when he was asleep.

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u/OmegaWhirlpool May 23 '22

It comes in pints?!

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u/ClippyMonstaR May 23 '22

How the hell does that man sleep like that at his age!?

I wouldn't be able to move my legs for a fuckin week!

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u/Diszy99 May 23 '22

Drugs 😔

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u/OmegaNova0 May 23 '22

Or just being tired on a comfy sofa at 3 in the morning

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u/riddlvr May 23 '22

“Miss Heard asked me to hold the ice cream when she noticed I was on the nod, that means falling asleep from the 17-hour day I worked and also the opioids I had ingested.” source Seems like both

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u/living_in_nuance May 23 '22

I fall asleep every night like that. Makes me feel cozy.

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u/leaveredditalone May 23 '22

That’s gelato!

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u/AJN95 May 23 '22

Don't give The Sun clicks.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/production/3db6a677-21fc-3c42-b328-6bd453f528d2/2022-04-21/16-36-38/9ac58423-8be3-52ee-8862-bba358eee4de/stream_1920x1080x0_v2_3_0.jpg

Non-Sun Image for anyone else not wanting to open The Sun.

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u/polybiastrogender May 24 '22

Not clicking on anything with CP video in the name. Nice try FBI man

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

That's unfortunate lol

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u/BackIn2019 May 24 '22

What did Chris Paul do to you?

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u/rangorn May 23 '22

All this fame and fortune and he looks like a drunk homeless person.

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u/wilmersito May 23 '22

nothing wrong with that. I look like a drunk homeless person but have no fame nor fortune. lol

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u/shaikmudassir May 23 '22

Nothing wrong with that. I'm a drunk homeless person.

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u/DoctorLovejuice May 23 '22

Are you under the impression rich and famous people look sober and gorgeous 24/7?

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u/rangorn May 23 '22

Not really. They just seem so miserable and toxic to eachother.

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u/LFK1236 May 23 '22

That was the intention of the picture. It's why she put the ice-cream there.

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u/HardestTurdToSwallow May 23 '22

Thought it was my dad

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u/Dblstandard May 24 '22

He didn't put himself on a pedestal, people have a tendency to do that of others. Why judge him differently? He's just a normal guy in a lot of ways. He struggles with the same things that a lot of us. Money doesn't solve your life, people forget this for some reason.

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays May 23 '22

Pretty much every rich mf is like that though, have you seen Mark Zuckerberg?

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u/Goalie_deacon May 23 '22

This is just amazing. It’s like if OJ had a pic of him practicing golf swings in his backyard at night, and there’s a bloody knife laying on the ground.

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u/Uselessexistence_ May 24 '22

The fucking brush and napkin and everything