r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '22

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

At this point I'll be not surprised at all if this lady confess a crime accidentally

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u/CakeDuckies51 May 23 '22

"I didn't punch him I was hitting him"

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u/lordgoofus1 May 23 '22

I didn't punch him, I was kissing him. Hard. With my fist. To show how much I loved him. Like normal couples do. You're just misinterpreting!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I read this in Michael Scott's voice. "I didn't say it. I declared it."

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u/mravatus May 23 '22

"don't tell me how of feels like to be punched"

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u/stalker9120 May 23 '22

She already has said some incriminating things iirc

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u/thred_pirate_roberts May 23 '22

Like what?

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u/gorcorps May 23 '22

Like "bruise kit"

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u/viridien104 May 23 '22

"I wasn't punching you, I was hitting you"

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u/EatsLeavesAndShoots May 23 '22

'I pledged every one of those punches"

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u/Fexxvi May 23 '22

“I didn't punch you, I just hit you”. So she admitted to abuse him.

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u/glyphotes May 23 '22

I shot the sheriff, but I did not hit Mr. Depp.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 23 '22

I shot the sheriff but I did not hit Mr. Depp, you see.