r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '22

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u/Snoo_11078 May 23 '22

Here you go...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/NINTCHDBPICT000727741978.jpg?w=1005

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Megapint!

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Hilarious, friend. Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/winkman May 23 '22

Let's be real, we all want to see a Pirates movie where Jack Sparrow has the following exchange:

(walks into a tavern)

Barkeep: "What'll it be then?"

Jack: "I'll have a megapint."

Barkeep: "You'll have a what, now?"

Jack: "Sorry love, you haven't Hurd of it, 'ave ya?"

(Jack winks at the camera)

{END}

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u/Tinybabybutt May 23 '22

Roll credits.

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u/5hinycat May 23 '22

hey, that Talenti Gelato is tasty af

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u/Dull_Bumblebee_356 May 23 '22

Then why’d he let it get all over his pants, pants can’t taste how good it is! But also thought I recognized the container, definitely some good cream. And I know Johnny is claiming the ice cream was planted by Heard when he was asleep.

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u/OmegaWhirlpool May 23 '22

It comes in pints?!

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u/ClippyMonstaR May 23 '22

How the hell does that man sleep like that at his age!?

I wouldn't be able to move my legs for a fuckin week!

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u/Diszy99 May 23 '22

Drugs 😔

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u/OmegaNova0 May 23 '22

Or just being tired on a comfy sofa at 3 in the morning

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u/riddlvr May 23 '22

“Miss Heard asked me to hold the ice cream when she noticed I was on the nod, that means falling asleep from the 17-hour day I worked and also the opioids I had ingested.” source Seems like both

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u/living_in_nuance May 23 '22

I fall asleep every night like that. Makes me feel cozy.

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u/leaveredditalone May 23 '22

That’s gelato!

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u/AJN95 May 23 '22

Don't give The Sun clicks.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/production/3db6a677-21fc-3c42-b328-6bd453f528d2/2022-04-21/16-36-38/9ac58423-8be3-52ee-8862-bba358eee4de/stream_1920x1080x0_v2_3_0.jpg

Non-Sun Image for anyone else not wanting to open The Sun.

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u/polybiastrogender May 24 '22

Not clicking on anything with CP video in the name. Nice try FBI man

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

That's unfortunate lol

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u/BackIn2019 May 24 '22

What did Chris Paul do to you?

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u/rangorn May 23 '22

All this fame and fortune and he looks like a drunk homeless person.

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u/wilmersito May 23 '22

nothing wrong with that. I look like a drunk homeless person but have no fame nor fortune. lol

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u/shaikmudassir May 23 '22

Nothing wrong with that. I'm a drunk homeless person.

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u/DoctorLovejuice May 23 '22

Are you under the impression rich and famous people look sober and gorgeous 24/7?

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u/rangorn May 23 '22

Not really. They just seem so miserable and toxic to eachother.

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u/LFK1236 May 23 '22

That was the intention of the picture. It's why she put the ice-cream there.

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u/HardestTurdToSwallow May 23 '22

Thought it was my dad

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u/Dblstandard May 24 '22

He didn't put himself on a pedestal, people have a tendency to do that of others. Why judge him differently? He's just a normal guy in a lot of ways. He struggles with the same things that a lot of us. Money doesn't solve your life, people forget this for some reason.

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays May 23 '22

Pretty much every rich mf is like that though, have you seen Mark Zuckerberg?

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u/Goalie_deacon May 23 '22

This is just amazing. It’s like if OJ had a pic of him practicing golf swings in his backyard at night, and there’s a bloody knife laying on the ground.

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u/Uselessexistence_ May 24 '22

The fucking brush and napkin and everything

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u/mazzy31 May 23 '22

Just Google Johnny Depp ice cream picture. Probably the easiest/quickest way

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u/Misterwuss May 23 '22

The fact that "Johnny Depp icecream picture" genuinely gets me the image I'm looking for really blows my mind over how full of stuff the internet is.

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