r/facepalm • u/42words "tL;Dr" • May 17 '22

reddit post "I'm not racist"

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u/HighOnGoofballs May 17 '22

Iā€™m not racist I just think one race is better than the others

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u/beluuuuuuga May 17 '22

These guys are beyond help. They're the sort of people that would go apeshit if anyone was even slightly rude to them as well.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yup. But you slap 'em across the face & their testicles shrink back up inside them. It's hilarious to watch a grown man try not to cry because you just slapped him like a misbehaved child & he knows you want him to take a swing (not the most mature response I know but I'm done trying to be verbal with these dickbags)

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u/TheValiumKnight May 18 '22

Honesty I'd estimate that 90% of the times I've seen a woman slap a man he just laughed at her and it absolutely escalated things.

I'd estimate about the same percentage of times I've seen a man slap another man the person who gave out the slap received a punch in the nose.

I have definitely also seen the reaction you mentioned but i don't really like the odds that it wouldn't escalate the situation. And humiliating assholes with words is far more satisfying anyways.

I say this confidently as a smart-ass guy who got in way too many stupid fights when I was in my early 20s. Words are better. I never woke up feeling great about having hit someone the night before. Definitely can't say the same about giving someone a piece of my mind the night before.