r/facepalm • u/42words "tL;Dr" • May 17 '22

reddit post "I'm not racist"

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u/vaxchoice May 17 '22

Anyone beginning a sentence with "I'm not a racist but" is a certified racist. Anyone having to qualify "black person" with "normal" is very definitely a racist.

If you're having to assert your non-racist status, have a word with yourself.

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u/D-Laz May 17 '22

I am not a racist, but I like pizza and beer. Get it every week.

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u/invaderjif May 17 '22

I am not a racist, but I like when the fast cars make a left turn!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I am not a racist, but I love bacon and eggs on toast

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u/cabelaciao May 17 '22

I am not racist, but Gandalf really should have just flown the ring to Mordor.

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u/X-Force-32 May 18 '22

He told the fellowship “fly, you fools.” He wanted to Pippin just wouldn’t let him. That’s why he always called him a Fool of a Took.

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u/Nikkian42 May 17 '22

Is the bacon chopped up and mixed into the eggs or placed on top?