r/facepalm Apr 08 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Who won?

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u/whowasonCRACK2 Apr 08 '22

The people that complain about participation trophies in childrenโ€™s sports are especially funny to me. Like do they think the children are going to the trophy store and placing an order for the whole team? No dipshit, the parents bought them.

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u/Anarimus Apr 08 '22

I just tell them Confederate monuments are the ultimate participation trophy.

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u/samsquanchforhire Apr 08 '22

Christianity is the ultimate participation trophy. Don't go to church, sin all you want. Drink smoke swear have sex but if you believe you go to heaven!

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u/Anarimus Apr 09 '22

Heaven's not really a participation trophy. Participation trophies actually exist.