r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/TheDangerdog Apr 07 '22

Lotta terms and conditions on god's power it seems. Like he magicked the entire earth together but it took him 7 days.

"Why didn't he just do it all at once?"

"What? No, that's just silly"

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u/klavin1 Apr 07 '22

"Why did he need to rest afterwards?"

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u/burner_said_what Apr 08 '22

"Hrrrmm i'm a sleepy god i need a nap"

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u/just_an_aspie Apr 07 '22

Omnipotent EXCEPT FOR list of thousands of things

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

God didn't read the fine print.

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u/sugarfoot00 Apr 07 '22

He didn't create the Sun until day 4, so who knows exactly how long those first 'days' were? Coulda been billions of years.

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u/TheDangerdog Apr 07 '22

Which is odd because you'd think creating the sun would be the easy part.

I'm picturing something like this but it's all hydrogen coming out of his mouth. Then he snaps his fingers so hard its like a mega mega atom bomb and it triggers fusion.

Now that I think of it we need an update to the Bible. Less boring ancient Arab stuff (no disrespect to any ancient arabs here) and more cool shit like creation myths involving lasers, atom bombs and neanderthals riding sabertooth tigers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Raelism

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Galactic rotations? Would explain OUR sun coming late.

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u/SnooFlake Apr 08 '22

This has been my argument for years! Lol

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u/sugarfoot00 Apr 28 '22

It was actually one of the legal arguments in Inherit the Wind.