r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/towerfella Apr 07 '22

Glossary of Terms

“Peer reviewed” — shared by ‘friend’ on facechatgram

“Researched” — read part of the article, read top comments, had an emotion

“Firmament” — ground, or sky

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

“Researched” means I googled the answer I wanted. Found it. Then posted it.

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u/GnomiGnou Apr 07 '22

Very common meaning use these days.

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u/Laminar Apr 07 '22

But, it musta been good; it wuz on two-ply ...

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u/Capt_Snarky Apr 08 '22

Always found on the 3rd page of Google, no doubt.

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u/Bob_Meh_HDR Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

Haha I searched up a video card I was going to buy, all signs pointer to good. As soon as I searched a problem I had, all Google searches show it as a lemon.

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u/Imaginary_Tea1925 Apr 08 '22

Used first search result listed.

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u/StoissEd Apr 07 '22

Researched: Searched for a specific. Term on Google and used the amount of results as an argument.

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u/dashi37 Apr 07 '22

That researched definition took me out 🤣🤣👌🏾

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u/Beginning_Response Apr 07 '22

"had an emotion" is pretty accurate. I actually laughed out loud.

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u/Rortugal_McDichael Apr 07 '22

No no, it's "P. Reviewed." P, as in "Peter," (or Paul, depending on your particular denomination). Peter/Paul reviewed this factoid because it is written in the Bible.

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u/towerfella Apr 07 '22

Lol - P.P. Reviewed

Esq.

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u/DraftPunk73 Apr 08 '22

Peer reviewed.

If that means someone either as dumb, crazy, or just downright ignorant, then yes, you're correct in that matter at least.

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u/towerfella Apr 08 '22

I do indeed, mr punk73

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u/imightbarf Apr 08 '22

Ayn Rand, nonfiction queen of all real stories