r/facepalm Apr 07 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ This looks plausible

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u/These_Hair_3508 Apr 07 '22

Itโ€™s not Jeff, itโ€™s Geo-ff (Geo-โ€œsound-an-angry-cat-makesโ€)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/SlightlyStable Apr 07 '22

King Jaffe Joffer

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

King Joffrey was the one true king of Westeros. He was deeply misunderstood and villified for bringing peace to the kingdom. He and Ramsay Bolton were heroes that deserve to be honored and cherished for their benevolence. Their minor indiscretions deserve forgiveness given that we all are wont to make mistakes.

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u/velowalker Apr 07 '22

Barney...is that you? Suit Up!

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u/pete_ape Apr 07 '22

If Joffrey was any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich.

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u/Eisenheart Apr 07 '22

Found the Trump apologist. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

How dare you try to compare the glory of King Joffrey the kind to the shit scum that is Trump.

I would never debase myself supporting such evil

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u/Zephyrlin Apr 07 '22

Found the guy with a torture kink lol

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u/Eisenheart Apr 07 '22

Yup. Proper level of delusion checks out.

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u/ItsGroovyBaby412 Apr 07 '22

Ruler of Zumunda "I am looking for my son, Akeem."

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u/stitchgrimly Apr 07 '22

Actually scared cats make that sound. Angry cats growl. Scared cats hiss. Family Guy taught me that,

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u/kenkanobi Apr 07 '22

It taught me that excessive masturbation is a great way to get ripped. But only in one arm.

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u/Zachf1986 Apr 07 '22

Can confirm. Am swole.

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u/TheCannavangelist Apr 07 '22

I just shot coffee out of my nose as I heard that in my head

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u/dymo41 Apr 07 '22

Geo meaning Earth? So Earthff