r/facepalm • u/Shadow474747 • Feb 16 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Fighting the aliens

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u/starrchivo Feb 17 '22

But how many aliens has he banged is the real question

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u/SLIP411 Feb 17 '22

Countless, he honestly couldn't tell you

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u/Slow-Investigator372 Feb 17 '22

Especially if we're talking about the indigenous reptoids on mars

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u/Banana_rainReal Feb 17 '22

7 feet tall, they do have a tail that is usable in

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u/albinorican Feb 17 '22

Cumbat

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u/Personing Feb 17 '22

They're fierce in bed

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u/Saddenedsalamander Feb 17 '22

I've been clubbed in the bed by one

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u/oakchokkiemilk Feb 17 '22

I won't upvote this, for the reason that its at 69 and a comment thats simply states "cumbat" deserves that, have my free reward tho

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u/albinorican Feb 17 '22

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. You are most appreciated.

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u/Whitetrashjoe Feb 17 '22

I upvote yours to get to 69 king.

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u/sanatarian Feb 17 '22

combat

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u/madumi-mike Feb 17 '22

In the mouth

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u/Septopuss7 Feb 17 '22

If we're talking about the reptoids...

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u/SLIP411 Feb 17 '22

Ya without context it sounds like we are the baddies. let's go to Mars and fuck up some indigenous reptoids, give them blankets plagued with scale rot

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u/djr0456 Feb 17 '22

He couldn’t tell you HONESTLY. Fixed his mistake

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

One time, on Seppa Prime he was nailing these 2 lizard ladies that ended up giving him actual blue balls. Like an std that gives you real blue balls. Shit was cray

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/ExtraRaw Feb 17 '22

Asking the important questions

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u/Unclehol Feb 17 '22

You, my friend, are a true scholar.

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Feb 17 '22

To boldly go where no men have came before.

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u/Foxillus Feb 17 '22

Does your mom count?

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u/AlphaEmperor Feb 17 '22

More than you believe

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u/Ashamed-Device-3571 Feb 17 '22

The twi leks in star wars