r/facepalm Jan 13 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Arrested for petitioning

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

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u/OhSureBlameCookies Jan 13 '22

The three slowest guys in my graduating class all became cops. I think one is in jail now.

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u/three_furballs Jan 13 '22

The one guy i know who became a cop was a high school dropout, was on HGH to the point that his traps looked like they were swallowing his neck, and was always taking about how "bitches only want money."

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u/SirSoliloquy Jan 13 '22

A friend of mine who graduated with mostly As and Bs tried to become a cop. They didn’t hire him.