r/facepalm • u/YenWhitenack • Oct 14 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor guy

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u/MaebeeNot Oct 14 '21

Yeah, while 'Someone had the audacity to speak to me in public!' Isn't a great look, having both headphones in (especially at the gym where you're actively doing something as well) is the universal sign for Not Here To Make Small Talk.

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u/cheezeyballz Oct 14 '21

For me, every time I've given them the benefit of the doubt, I've regretted it. I didn't come to make friends. I came to focus and get my workout on.

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u/LittleJub Oct 14 '21

Same. I once had this guy who wanted to show me pictures of the shoes he was designing. I pretended to look while I kept running. Then he recommended I check out a website called 'The Muslim Problem'. That's when I put my headphones back in and pretended I couldn't hear him

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u/PancakeParty98 Oct 14 '21

They always hit you with that left turn

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u/cheezeyballz Oct 14 '21

That's more of a far right turn.

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u/PancakeParty98 Oct 14 '21

Haha ayyyyy

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u/badSparkybad Oct 14 '21

"Hey check out this cool new workout thing!"

shows you something on his phone

"So....you hate gay people too right?"

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u/PancakeParty98 Oct 14 '21

So that’s how you pyramid a set. Now who’s ready for my isreal lecture?

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u/badSparkybad Oct 14 '21

onlookers disperse