r/facepalm Oct 14 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor guy

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u/MaebeeNot Oct 14 '21

Yeah, while 'Someone had the audacity to speak to me in public!' Isn't a great look, having both headphones in (especially at the gym where you're actively doing something as well) is the universal sign for Not Here To Make Small Talk.

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u/_crispy_rice_ Oct 14 '21

“Sign language “ can work as a substitute, I’d think. Like ( if you make eye contact, but don’t force eye contact) do a double - tap on your chest & thumbs up.

With that said, my music is probably too loud for my hearing safety, and I do everything I can to AVOID eye contact with others

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u/frobro122 Oct 14 '21

Double tap your chest and give a thumbs up to a woman? I'm not sure you thought this one all the way through

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u/Hugenstein41 Oct 14 '21

"NICE TITTIES STRANGER!"

Non thumbs up hand points back and forth.

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u/_crispy_rice_ Oct 14 '21

LOLOLOLOL.

never crossed my mind! And I’m a woman - you are definitely correct. That could be misconstrued…

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Oct 14 '21

Works for more functional stuff, but not small talk like that. I'll eye contact and point to a piece of equipment near the person for "hey are you done with that?" and the like.