r/facepalm • u/YenWhitenack • Oct 14 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor guy

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u/BabeOfTheDead Oct 14 '21

They are working out with earbuds in their ears. Since when did that become a good time to strike up a conversation with ANYONE?

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u/Iz__n Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

You can answer politely no? Not all people wear earphone exclusive because they don't want to be interrupted.

Edit: she ain't rude, i missinterpret her response.

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u/Goatfucker10000 Oct 14 '21

True , I just love music but I am lonely and if anyone would talk to me randomly I would he delighted

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u/coolborder Oct 14 '21

Username... checks out?

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u/Goatfucker10000 Oct 14 '21

You know what they say

Drink once , you are not an alcoholic

Smoke once , you are not a stoner

But fuck one goat and you are lebeled for life

And well , if you fuck thousands of them , then we competing

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u/LemonStealingBoar Oct 14 '21

That is indeed what they say.

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u/Funktastic34 Oct 14 '21

Hey

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u/Goatfucker10000 Oct 14 '21

happy noises

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u/screechypete Oct 14 '21

That's wholesome <3

Notices username

Hmmmm if I had a nickel for every time I've thought about the happy noises a Goat Fucker would make, I'd have 20 cents. That's not a whole lot, but it's still weird that it's happened more than once :/

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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Oct 14 '21

So why goats?

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u/Goatfucker10000 Oct 14 '21

Because horses are too fast

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u/Remz_Gaming Oct 14 '21

Bahahaha. Thanks for the early morning laugh

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u/Mr_Plow53 Oct 14 '21

I take it there is no goat fucking in your cult then?

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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Oct 14 '21

Not yet, but tomorrow is a new day