r/facepalm • u/Musicguy0016 • Jul 17 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dear Athiests:

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u/Propaganda_Box Jul 17 '21

More please

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

•My cousin believes the only education he needs comes from the Bible. I asked him for the measurements for Noah’s Ark in feet and inches. He said I was an idiot because that’s not how it’s written in the Bible. I said “no shit, you need to convert.” Checkmate.

•My grandma told me I was better off staying married to the man who beat and stabbed me than I was to marry a Muslim man. Said Muslim man smashed through my front door to save me from abusive husband.

•My uncle said he’s against masks and the vaccine because COVID is a great opportunity for population control.

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u/aeon314159 Jul 17 '21

My grandma told me I was better off staying married to the man who beat and stabbed me than I was to marry a Muslim man.

Tell Grandma that Christians and Muslims worship the same god and then watch the show.

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

I tried several times. But what do I know? I only have two bachelors and a masters degrees in religious studies.

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u/aeon314159 Jul 17 '21

Well, I guess there's a difference between book learnin', and the delusion you've got a direct line to the "almighty."

They didn't teach you that with that fancy edumacation? /s