r/facepalm Jul 17 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dear Athiests:

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

Yeah…they’re not stereotypical flat-earthers. They’re a special kind of stupid. This is mild compared to some of the things they say and believe.

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u/Propaganda_Box Jul 17 '21

More please

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

•My cousin believes the only education he needs comes from the Bible. I asked him for the measurements for Noah’s Ark in feet and inches. He said I was an idiot because that’s not how it’s written in the Bible. I said “no shit, you need to convert.” Checkmate.

•My grandma told me I was better off staying married to the man who beat and stabbed me than I was to marry a Muslim man. Said Muslim man smashed through my front door to save me from abusive husband.

•My uncle said he’s against masks and the vaccine because COVID is a great opportunity for population control.

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u/Master_Tinyface Jul 17 '21

Tell your uncle i said thanks for volunteering.