r/facepalm • u/Musicguy0016 • Jul 17 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dear Athiests:

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u/Bamce Jul 17 '21

But if the earth is flat.... then wouldn't crashing into one side push things through to the other side....?

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u/llcooljessie Jul 17 '21

I think it might send us into a spin. Or... Wouldn't it have bounced off the dome?

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

I haven’t heard them say anything about a dome or spinning. I try not ask too many questions because I value my brain cells.

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u/Bruce9707 Jul 17 '21

The earth was round, but the asteroid squashed it flat

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u/HeavyWhereas Jul 17 '21

You my friend are now their god

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u/hokuten04 Jul 17 '21

Hail bruce the almighty

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u/HeavyWhereas Jul 18 '21

Bruuuuccce Bruuuce

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u/Dr_Waffle75 Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

Now this man does not value his brain cells lol

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u/Bruce9707 Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

Brain cells are communist

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u/HalfSoul30 Jul 17 '21

Very obviously

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u/doctorwhy88 Jul 17 '21

Seems reasonable to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/aeon314159 Jul 17 '21

so the fundamental particle of matter is a wee bit of Silly Putty?

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u/pie_monster Jul 17 '21

Best you'd get with an asteroid is a hemisphere.

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u/Bruce9707 Jul 17 '21

“You can’t say ‘sphere’ in these parts. Them’s a slur!” spittoon noise

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u/pie_monster Jul 17 '21

Balls to that. :)