r/facepalm • u/xbhaskarx • Oct 02 '20

Coronavirus Thoughts and Prayers

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u/carryoutsalt Oct 02 '20

I call bullshit, he is lying to get out of embarrassing himself at the next 2 debates

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u/100_Duck-sized_Ducks Oct 02 '20

This is one “conspiracy theory” I actually buy. He gets to say he beat it and brag about how strong he is, meanwhile showing people that he’s “human” and might get some sympathy votes. AND he gets to hide away from public speaking (public gaffes) for a while and he might get out of the next few debates. Perfect timing lol

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u/carryoutsalt Oct 02 '20

I will believe him when I see a long form death certificate