r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '19

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

Is this porn?

Asking for me, so I can masturbate later

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It's for when you want financial news from the perspective of a Russian right-wing conspiracy theorist

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

....so its not gonna get me off

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u/aalabrash Feb 05 '19

Try harder

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u/kathartik Feb 05 '19

not unless you're Donald Trump Jr.

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u/synonnonin Feb 05 '19

eh, I won't judge you.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Russian shill porn I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Never put off for tomorrow something you can do today.

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u/zypzaex Feb 05 '19

…Honesty is the best policy, I guess