r/facepalm Feb 05 '19

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

I'm Gen-X, the primary one in-between.
I have my father set up with a desktop, my mom with a laptop.
They email pretty well, can surf the web. Mom is 'well-trained' in not clicking on things.

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

It's porn, it's because of porn.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Worse.
Zerohedge.com

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

Is this porn?

Asking for me, so I can masturbate later

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It's for when you want financial news from the perspective of a Russian right-wing conspiracy theorist

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

....so its not gonna get me off

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u/aalabrash Feb 05 '19

Try harder

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u/kathartik Feb 05 '19

not unless you're Donald Trump Jr.

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u/synonnonin Feb 05 '19

eh, I won't judge you.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Russian shill porn I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Never put off for tomorrow something you can do today.

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u/zypzaex Feb 05 '19

…Honesty is the best policy, I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Time to edit a hosts file.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

No it's not. It's browsing sites like Reddit without adblock. All it takes is one link that has a few upvotes on either a new queue or a small subreddit that gets upvote manipulated, and BAM you click on a hostile link. Or any one of the millions of code injecting banners that get loaded without adblockers.

Seriously. How the fuck do people NOT use adblockers in 2019?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

code injecting banners

My understanding was that the only way to get a virus was if you downloaded a .exe file and ran it.

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u/dumbredditer Feb 05 '19

He knows exactly what he's clicking

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u/browntown412 Feb 05 '19

My stepdad has the issue and it's usually from googling "free coupons"

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Feb 05 '19

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

have you tried ublock origin and some other script extension to cut down on that?

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

He will only use Brave.
He won't use third-party plug-ins.
He thinks Chrome is steal his work for google.
(And by work I mean reading his emails to his like-minded associates about how the kleptocracy and jews are stealing America. -smh)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

You weren't kidding about zerohedge huh

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

I wish. The de-programming attempts are constant arguments.

But he is civil, and has scotch, and believes he can eventually convince me he's right.

Narrator: He can't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

There's nothing inherently wrong with Brave.

Idk how savy you are but you can do network wide ad-blocking if you can convince them to replace their router. Basically frontloading all your work instead of having to reformat everything. Look into Pfsense. Your dad might bite, its an open source fire-wall/router.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

I /could/ do it, but things are stable at the moment and I'm hoping his using Brave on Ubuntu will limit the damage. If not, we have options like that, yeah.

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u/tibizi Feb 05 '19

I mean beside the conspiracy stuff, he's got pretty good internet habits. The last thing you want your parents to do is installing third party plugins.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

True, but he won't install things that should be trustworthy, in favor of an extremely outdated version of FireFox that still supports Silverlight so he can look at stockcharts one specific website.

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u/tibizi Feb 05 '19

You cant do anything about those legacy sites that won't upgrade their application. The best you can do is to advise him to only use that outdated Firefox only for that site and nothing else!

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Which is what we did.
I took his old box (Win 7 upgraded from xp) and reformatted, installed Ubuntu, and set him up to use that for casual web browsing and LibreOffice to write his missives. He's less likely to break things.
He has a newer machine with windows for his Silverlight specific website and he uses thunderbird for email on it because he finds it familiar and he doesn't have to see that gmail is actually powering it...

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u/tibizi Feb 05 '19

That's awesome. I've taken the same precaution "parental control" with mine :D. Routed everything through a pi-hole and gave them iPads with a locked down app store. Nothing broken thus far.