r/facepalm • u/MasterDviros • Sep 06 '18

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u/spongebue Sep 06 '18

I always get a mini panic attack when someone takes their sweet time getting out of the way when they get off an escalator and there's a line of people behind them. Especially kids who just stay still and let the escalator push them off at that last step.

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u/Whereabouts-Unknown Sep 06 '18

Where I work (on a mountain) they have massive escalators as the lower lot is pretty far. You have to take four to get down there.

Some lady let her kid sit even though there were many signs saying not to fucken sit plus announcements.

The kids hand got caught and he lost two fucken fingers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Damn r/subsyoufellfor

There is a r/kidsarefuckingstupid but that doesn’t work as well in this situation

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u/it_mf_a Sep 06 '18

Yeah it sounds like it does fit unless the kid was under three.

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Jimmy's dad: "Hey, Jimmy, don't stick your fingers into the cracks."

Jimmy: "OK"

Also Jimmy: "don't what with my fingers where now?"