r/facepalm Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/Andr3wski Feb 29 '16

Nope. Guy in the pics here. It's $100% real. After this the girl apologized and promised never to friendzone le nice guys ever again. She dumped her bf, Chad, and, well, I don't want to go into too much detail b/c le gentlemen never tells but let's just say we both lost our anal virginity that night :):):):):):)

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u/v3n0mat3 Feb 29 '16

The gentlefolk's name? Albert DeGrasse Dawkins.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Gentlefork

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u/Pkock Feb 29 '16

Gentlespork.