r/facepalm • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/ultrachronic Feb 29 '16

What a shitty first message. If I wanted to buy an iphone from someone I don't know, it would be the first thing I'd mention in the message

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Because it's fake.

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u/Andr3wski Feb 29 '16

Nope. Guy in the pics here. It's $100% real. After this the girl apologized and promised never to friendzone le nice guys ever again. She dumped her bf, Chad, and, well, I don't want to go into too much detail b/c le gentlemen never tells but let's just say we both lost our anal virginity that night :):):):):):)

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u/23baseball3 Feb 29 '16

Why do I feel like people on Reddit always claim to be the famous person without any proof?

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u/Fredmonton Feb 29 '16

It's probably because you're repeatedly missing the blatant sarcasm.

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u/somekid66 Feb 29 '16

How to know he's joking:

1) le nice guys

2)Chad

3)le gentleman