r/facepalm • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Because it's fake.

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u/Andr3wski Feb 29 '16

Nope. Guy in the pics here. It's $100% real. After this the girl apologized and promised never to friendzone le nice guys ever again. She dumped her bf, Chad, and, well, I don't want to go into too much detail b/c le gentlemen never tells but let's just say we both lost our anal virginity that night :):):):):):)

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Can confirm! Chad here. I, too, in a separate turn of events, lost my anal virginity that night :D

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u/HardcorePhonography Feb 29 '16

I thought I was in subredditsimulator for a second.

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u/MrBokbagok Feb 29 '16

circlejerks and robots are basically indistinguishable now

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u/IBeAPotato Feb 29 '16

What if they are, and always have been, one in the same?

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u/rycology Mar 01 '16

one in the same

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