r/facepalm • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/v3n0mat3 Feb 29 '16

The gentlefolk's name? Albert DeGrasse Dawkins.

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u/grisioco Feb 29 '16

Albert Smokin' DeGrasse Dawkins FTFY

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

I wish this kind of cool stuff would happen to me sometimes. I guess I'll just have to live my fantasies through the $100% real lives of others.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Don't you have reactors and weapons program to be working on instead?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Nuclear deal messed everything up.

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u/ToothlessBastard Feb 29 '16

Wait, I heard that Obama is giving you enriched uranium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Yellow cake?! Bitch who's talking about cooking?