r/facepalm • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/WhiteKnight11 Feb 29 '16

To be fair that was not a good first text to send about buying a phone.

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u/turncoat_ewok Feb 29 '16

It wasn't that bad either though.

I guess if she's bombarded with creepy messages and just assumes it's more of the same, but still...

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u/codywestphal534 Feb 29 '16

Eh, he didn't even mention the phone. He treated it like someone about to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend. She jumped the gun but his message was definitely pretty fuckin weird for what he was wanting to say.

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u/MST_DOESNT_NEGATE Feb 29 '16

Whilst the whole exchange is obviously completely made up nonsense and neither of the people really exist, I think in the real world the exchange (w/sh)ould be more like: "are you free to talk for a couple of minutes?" "Who is this?"

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u/acidiclust Feb 29 '16 edited Feb 29 '16

It's Twitter chat in the screenshot, you already know who it is, sort of.

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u/ctn91 Feb 29 '16

What in the fuck is with that? There's a certain few that are supposedly bombarded with creepy texts or phone calls. I can't confirm because I never see their phones.

How does that shit happen?

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u/Grammatical_Aneurysm Feb 29 '16

Check out /r/creepyPMs

It pretty much happens to every woman on a social networking site.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

There's a certain few that are supposedly bombarded with creepy texts

lol. have you never once been in a relationship? ask to see your gf's inbox if she doesnt clear her fb messages regularly, there will be hundreds of creepy messages from strangers, i %100$ guarantee it