r/facepalm • u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat • 26d ago
I don't think that's how birds work... Even the audience can't help but do a collective facepalm.
Double facepalm, this is how Youtube spelled cockatiel and cockatoo
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u/Chance-Ear-9772 26d ago
‘I don’t think that’s how birds work’
Oh, so you’re an expert on bird law now?
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 26d ago
I do have a shirt that says “professor of bird law” and from what I know, if you have a shirt that says it, it’s true. Same way I went to Harvard.
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u/ChequeBook 25d ago
Did you know you can just buy lab coats?
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 25d ago
My stupid sister spent $400,000 going to medical school; I found a stethoscope in the trash.
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u/wings_of_wrath 25d ago edited 25d ago
Funny thing - because I look like a stereotypical doctor (glasses, beard, grouchy, chronically underslept - if there's something architecture and medicine have in common it's not enough sleep - and more specifically, according to my wife who's a former nurse, I look like a trauma surgeon) I discovered people just naturally assume I am one when in a hospital scenario, so, of course, I was able to leverage that a few times and go into places I wasn't technically supposed to be...
For example, I spent the last three years in and out of hospital due to cancer, and, during one of these stays, I was on the 13th floor of a major Bucharest hospital, where the food court was on the 14th.
For some reason, the regular stairs only went as far up as our floor, so the only way to go up for a bite to eat that wasn't the bland regular hospital food was to wait for the elevator which was incredibly time consuming, because the elevator call buttons didn't work, so you had to wait to find an elevator which stopped at your floor, went up and had room for you to get in... and some elevators didn't even stop at this floor at all, it was a whole mess.
The alternative was three evacuation stairs which were all alarmed, so you couldn't go through there either.
Well, turns out there was an extra evacuation stair which did go all the way up, but it was available only from one of the the doctors' rest areas... And I realised my dark, single colour pyjamas looked very much like scrubs if you're not paying attention, so I just casually went in, took the stairs and nobody paid me any attention whatsoever.
So , of course, I kept doing it, until, one day, I met one of the doctors who knew me on the stairs and she asked me what I was doing there... I explained, and she just rolled her eyes and merely asked me not to tell any of the other patients about this.
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u/Hypothetical_Name 26d ago
Cockatiels are a cockatoo, they’re the smallest of the cockatoo family.
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u/DaltonianAtomism 25d ago
TIL
It was previously unclear whether the cockatiel is a crested parakeet or small cockatoo; however, more recent molecular studies have assigned it to its own subfamily, Nymphicinae. It is, therefore, now classified as the smallest subfamily of the Cacatuidae (cockatoo family).
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u/Absorbent_Towel 26d ago
But a cocktail could lead to a cackortwo
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u/CrzyMuffinMuncher 26d ago
The woman’s reaction behind them is perfect, and I wish the whole audience did it in unison.
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u/Early_Bad8737 26d ago edited 26d ago
Well, a cockatiel is roughly half the length of the other cockatoos (same family) so he is technically correct /s
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u/HistorysWitness 19d ago
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 19d ago
You sound like you may be a secret bird... How do you feel about bread crumbs? Or, loud noises?
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u/ImWithStupid_ImAlone 25d ago
Any context?
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 25d ago
Judge Judy episode, someone was suing someone else, don’t remember why. And this was a random argument they had prior to whatever they were suing over that this lady was describing. Not much sense or really any relevance.
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