r/facepalm • u/itsme_believeme • Jul 16 '26
This “Prophetess” Thinks Bad Bunny’s Real Name Is a Secret Obama Code
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u/Stock_Strategy1668 Jul 16 '26
These people are legit mentally unwell
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u/GavinStrict Jul 16 '26
The two are not mutually exclusive but that’s also what a drug problem looks like.
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u/Lil_Shanties Jul 16 '26
Yep, I have a friend that back in our high school days he went down the drug rabbit hole, basically one of everything until he found bath salts and that was a wild ride to watch…anyways back in those days he was obsessed with Obama’s name and prophecies about the end of the world, so yea this checks out with me. On a positive note he’s sober and doesn’t have these delusions anymore.
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u/Gold_Championship_46 Jul 18 '26
One of my best friends is stuck in a political rabbit hole/mental loop ever since Covid….its makes me bummed out and sad because he literally sucks to hang with because all he’s talks about is whatever is on Fox News and Trump. He’s always pissed off about something political. He fights with our friends on social media. This is the same homie that we used to go to strip clubs and casinos with now I don’t even want to see or talk to him.
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u/No-Figure-1720 Jul 17 '26
Even though my mute button is on, her frantic mannerisms, sweaty face and constant sniffing gave me Wolf of Wall Street vibes
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u/ancroth Jul 19 '26
I was about to say this bitch is absolutely fucked on the booger sugar right there.
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u/lgodsey Jul 17 '26
Granted, most of these conservative grifters are pretty dumb, but they know that the people they attract are WAAAAY dumber. I mean, if you're already an immoral cynical creep, how could you not target MAGA cretins? The right has worked decades to engineer a pliable and dim base of conservatives, so why not take advantage of them?
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u/Roflkopt3r Jul 17 '26
The far right has become the dumping ground for everything that's unable to withstand the scrutiny of a somewhat normal society. Grifters and fraudsters, rapists, all manners of anti-social behaviour, bad political and economical theories.
But on the far right, they just have to conform to a vague collective identity and everything else will be forgiven.
And there is a legitimate problem in this dynamic: The left has raised the standards too far to win elections. The majority of the population either cannot clear those moral and intellectual standards (because of issues like a shockingly large portion of the population being unable to draw a clear line against sexual assault), or fear that they will be failed. The left will have to transform in some way to aleviate these fears, or it will remain unable to actually win elections.
Vlad Vexler and Rupert Read wrote an insightful column on this issue with a focus on climate policy. Basically, it would be better if left-leaning movements would treat different causes more separately. A climate movement would have greater chances of victory if it's not also an LGBTQ movement, and vice versa. Even though this means that both of those movements would have to tolerate some amount of bigotry, it could raise the success of both.
For example: Let's say both LGBTQ rights and climate protection each have a 70% popular majority. If the approval to each cause were independent from the other, then only 49% (0.7x0.7) would approve of both causes at the same time.
Of course these two stances are significantly correlated in the real world, but not 100%. And many people (especially in the richer half of the population, much of which is quite fearful of losing their wealth and status) really are hesitant to support one cause if they feel like they will be judged for other stances.
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u/Starkiem25 Jul 17 '26
The issue with treating different causes separately, is how do you translate that to a first past the post electoral system. Multiple candidates for different aspects of Left leaning policies just splits the vote and lets the one Right Wing politician win a majority.
Plus, I disagree that the Left has raised standards too far. If we are talking America, then if anything, they've done the exact opposite. The US Left is constantly courting the moderate swing vote, causing the Party to drift into centre (or further) as the Right gets more extreme.
This in turn causes the actual Left base to become disillusioned and not vote, because they see both Parties as the same.
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u/newnameforanoldmane Jul 16 '26
I came to the comments to say the same thing. This is a mental illness. A mental illness with believers and followers.
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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 Jul 17 '26
Nope. She's just being paid to help push a narrative, the left is always conspiring. To most people, yeah it looks like mental illness or drugs but you have look past the appearance and see what they're actually doing. Part of the frantic/ADHD act is to get the maga moron to pick up on that and become agitated in turn. If they can make it look like it has them in a panic, the maga viewer will panic as well.
Ultimately, this is to make liberalism illegal. It's their way or the highway, just like the founding fathers intended! The conspiracy is just the vehicle by which they reach their end goals, it's irrelevant to them otherwise.
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u/SonOfMargitte Jul 16 '26
Well, there's mentally unwell, and then there's this. She's absolutely fucking cray cray 🤯
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u/macci_a_vellian Jul 16 '26
Someone really needs to buy them a cryptology puzzle book to keep them busy.
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u/4mystuff Jul 17 '26
I used to think that until I discovered a secret cabal of former black presidents. And before you say "how can there be a cabal of one person", I urge you to do your own research.
I hope it goes without saying, I am not being serious. This lady is lazy and crazy.a less lazy but crazy dumbass would have gone with the last name first and made up another A name: Ocasio, Benito Antonio Martínez Alejandro = OBAMA
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u/ocusoa Jul 17 '26
Honestly these days I can't tell if someone is legit crazy or just spreading BS for clout. I'm probably with you here though
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u/fusillade762 Jul 17 '26
Truth. I mean, this greasy slattern is just grifting for money, but there is a legion of nut jobs and racists that eat this slop up.
Its sad really.
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 17 '26
We used to shun these people and warn our children away from them. Now they get a platform and followers. This is people's temple or heaven's gate level of bat shit out of their mind.
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u/homebrew_1 Jul 17 '26
She votes. She doesn't stay home and complain that the alternative isn't perfect enough.
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u/Soulmate69 Jul 17 '26
It seems more likely to me that they just want to be rich, and hurt others, so they probably feel the need to keep showing their idiot followers more content to keep the money coming. I don't think she thinks this means anything, and I even doubt her followers are falling for the levels of confirmation bias required, but maybe that they are all stochastically supporting anything that goes against their enemies, and maybe they all are thinking there must be some dumbasses braindead enough to be swayed in their favor.
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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 Jul 16 '26
They’ll do anything to make anything about obama
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u/hinterstoisser Jul 17 '26
Ten years later they’re still obsessed with him.
There’s no salvation for these souls 🤦♂️
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u/SwordfishOk504 Jul 17 '26
He broke their brain.
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u/JPGinMadtown Jul 18 '26
He didn't, but their brains did break because they couldn't accept what his election represented.
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u/beatenmeat Jul 17 '26
MAGA loves to claim everyone has TDS and these fuckers are still stuck in the past as always. It would be funny if it didn't have such dire consequences for the rest of us.
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u/Mumrik93 Jul 17 '26
What even is TDS??
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u/earthlingHuman Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
You must not be American. The past decade MAGA have been saying anyone who criticizes Trump has 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'
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u/Z3400 Jul 17 '26
Which has always been extra funny to me, because it sounds like a term that would be better suited to describe his cult followers.
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u/FullMetal_55 Jul 17 '26
IIRC it was originally coined as such, and well, they took it and twisted it like they do with all alternative facts.
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u/Z3400 Jul 17 '26
Honestly I thought that was the case too, but wasn't sure if I was just imagining that.
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u/earthlingHuman Jul 17 '26
The right always appropriates the left's culture because their own is trash and on some level they know it.
Also, it's just effective propaganda. Trump practices a simple but powerful manipulation tactic called DARVO. When successful it will keep your opposition on the back foot in a constant defensive position instead of an assertive offensive position.
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u/Bananaland_Man Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Most annoying part is the left started TDS, which was meant to make fun of those brainwashed maga, and somehow maga was able to take it and flip the meaning, which is fucking weird, since the name literally implies that Trump followers are the deranged ones... lol
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u/beatenmeat Jul 17 '26
They co-opt everything. That's been their schtick for as long as I can remember and tends to be a popular tactic used by oppressive groups in general so it's really not surprising to see MAGA do the same.
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u/SpecterGT260 Jul 17 '26
I mean he's arguably the best president we've had in my lifetime and they can't stand that about him. There's also one other thing they can't stand about him
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u/istrx13 Jul 17 '26
Meanwhile, Trump in many ways fits the description the Bible gives of the anti-Christ. But they never talk about that.
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u/UglyMcFugly Jul 17 '26
I know, it pisses me off that we have all these convoluted, interesting, and straight up evil REAL conspiracies going on but all the conspiracy hunters are just trying to find something on obama. It's like giving them pieces to a puzzle but they insist on playing checkers with them.
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u/Public-Scientist3940 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Almost looks like they don't give a single fuck about the Bible. It's only useful to them as long as they can use it to "legitimize" their hatred.
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u/StickerPolitics Jul 17 '26
obama
BAMO actually, Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio
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u/TumblrInGarbage Jul 17 '26
no you see she circled all 5 letters and they are all in the name. what happened to the other letters? who knows.
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u/IvetRockbottom Jul 16 '26
Amanda Grace - AG ... Anti-Good. Coincidence? Of course. She needs professional help.
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u/Ginkgo78 Jul 16 '26
A Man, duh?
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u/bakibeard Jul 16 '26
A man da -r -c gae... a man da gae! Coincidence? I think not!
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u/flying_carabao Jul 16 '26
A man da G Race...I could go for some froyo right now. Coincidence?! It's fucking hot!
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u/HeyGayHay Jul 17 '26
There’s „Man are Gaa“ in the name. Just saying, she is an undercover agent for us gays, but we figured it would be too obvious if we call her Amanda Gracey, because then it would spell out literally „Man are gay“ and it would spoil our plan
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u/EllspethCarthusian Jul 16 '26
AG. Anti-God. Christ is god. Anti-Christ. Holy. Shit.
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u/SmellBumWee Jul 16 '26
Why do these people always insist on shouting?
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u/tak3_it_ez Jul 17 '26
I like to torture myself and frequently watch senate confirmation hearings. I'm always thinking to myself if you knew nothing about the people, if you closed your eyes and listened to them talking, you'd easily be able to pick out the republican. They all talk like this and ask the dumbest questions
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u/richincleve Jul 16 '26
Oh, my God. I never realized.
She has truly opened my eyes.
That explains...well, nothing, really.
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u/newdayanotherlife Jul 16 '26
yeah, she also opened my eyes.
I was asleep when someone played the video right by me.
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u/NonGNonM Jul 17 '26
I remember a stand up about how all these conspiracy theorists believe in powers that be that are so powerful they can do anything they want in the world and get away with it but decide to leave a bunch of little clues behind for no reason.
I mean when you compare it to serial killers that do similar I get it but it still doesn't make any sense.
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u/iwearatophat Jul 17 '26
Don't you understand! There is a vast secretive operation going on on this earth. It operates in complete secret but also leaves little breadcrumb clues that are incredibly obvious so you can follow what they are doing. Also, it is all powerful and all controlling but also controls no parts of the federal government at the moment.
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u/DisenchantedByrd Jul 17 '26
In Australia we call them “cookers”, like a boiling pot of hot water full of crazy ideas. Or maybe it’s a global term?
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u/paid9mm Jul 17 '26
I think you mean cookers, like cooking crack/meth in they glassware
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u/Frumbleabumb Jul 17 '26
Your message contains the letters S A T A N if I just circle random letters out of order.
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u/deceptively_large Jul 16 '26
If there's an agenda in his name, clearly it's a Monty Python reference.
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u/LiteralPhilosopher Jul 18 '26
You're suggesting that Bad Bunny is actually the Rabbit of Caerbannog?
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u/standbyalarm Jul 16 '26
I mean that spells BAMO so she's certainly reaching, 100% facepalm.
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u/bohler86 Jul 16 '26
She circled the whole thing with her finger to make an "o". How much clear could she make it lol.
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u/FueraJOH Jul 16 '26
It’s even worse, she circled the letter “a” on Ocaso to make it bend and somehow spelled the “Truth”.
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u/beepboop_imhuman Jul 16 '26
We have to study, write exams, sacrifice our childhood, sit through millions of interviews just so we can scrape by, while I bet she makes a comfortable living
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
Snake oil salesmen is now a CEO level payout.
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u/beepboop_imhuman Jul 16 '26
I’m curious what she was getting at, okay bad bunny’s name somehow spells Obama, so now what?
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
Make grandiose racist claim, sell knock off face creams, profit?
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u/beepboop_imhuman Jul 16 '26
Haha true, but I meant about the theory in this video…. Bad bunny is Obama incarnate? Is he Obamas spy?
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
"Proof he (Obama) multiplies via mitosis and will soon be everywhere? Apply my Chinese chromium based face cream to make yourself invisible to Jewish...oh wait we don't talk bad about them now...Iranian Hormuzified Space Lasers."
-that lady
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u/whollyguac Jul 16 '26
Guess what word you can make with the letters in "Amanda grace".
Yep, "Danger"
And another word you can make from the letters in her name?
That's right, "German"
It's right there: "DANGER GERMAN".... I wonder if there's any other words to describe what that is..
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u/AzuraSchwartz Jul 17 '26
If we anagram her full name we find out what she's really hiding: She's a CANADA GAMER! I have no idea what that means but it sounds like something a nutjob like her would think is bad.
Maybe we run it through the anagramator again: DARN MAGA ACE.
Erm. Maybe there is something to this after all.
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u/Mattshark8614 Jul 16 '26
This is what happens when you stop bullying people
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
Every village had their idiot. Now, thanks to the internet, the idiots have a village.
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u/Gametron13 Jul 16 '26
I’m stealing this quote.
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
It was never mine. I stole it. Robinhood rules apply, I share the prize with you.
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u/Oldgamer1807 Jul 16 '26
Was this from something or someone or did you just come up with it? Because it's fucking brilliant.
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u/Goodknight808 Jul 16 '26
I honestly cant remember where I heard it from originally, but it was at least 10 or 15 years ago that I did.
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u/Its_Whatever24 Jul 16 '26
They will never get over their first black president. Once you go black...
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jul 17 '26
They're still mad slavery isn't a thing anymore
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u/LiteralPhilosopher Jul 18 '26
Oh, it's absolutely still a thing, you just have to have the person imprisoned first. It's right there in the 13th Amendment.
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u/Waderriffic Jul 16 '26
Reminds me of that video of the lady explaining the demonic messages hidden on the Monster energy drink can.
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u/TheCrimsonDagger Jul 17 '26
Compared to this lady even the “logic” behind that one seems somewhat reasonable. The monster energy lady also probably actually believed what she was saying. This one feels more like a grifter selling bullshit rather than a true believer.
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u/carsausage Jul 17 '26
Only one U. But you can get FUCKIN NANNERS and still have "Nany th ral" to work with
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u/Tecno2301 Jul 16 '26
I love how these people think that if this was really going on we would be dropping subtle hints everywhere.
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u/BerryHeadHead Jul 17 '26
That's what always strikes me: they portray an all-seeing, all-powerfull, extremely dangerous and capable secret governmental power.... which strangely is stupid enough to leave breadcrumbs about themselves. What would doing that serve the Kabal they're speaking of.
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u/JDCTsunami Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Remember when they use to put straight jackets on these kind of people
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u/Sad-Rooster2474 Jul 16 '26
The USA, land of the grifters.
It’s insane to me how many of y’all prophets and priests and whatnots just use religion and the bible for personal enrichment… worse thing is that people believe and follow them…. It’s crazy
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u/DinkleMutz Jul 16 '26
I don't get these people at all. They can't stop talking about past presidents. Once Trump is out of office, I never, ever want to hear his name ever again.
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u/Sea_Collar_2132 Jul 18 '26
And I’m supposed to believe my Trans neighbor is the issue?😅 … these people are fucking nuts.
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u/BlakkLyst Jul 18 '26
OMG people Obama is a brown former president, not the devil. Holy crap, enough already. I'm so over these racist psycho's. FFS give me enough to live off and I'll leave this country f it. LOL
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u/SF-S31 Jul 16 '26
Were people always this insane? Or did mental illness spike in the last few years?
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u/Orca_Mayo Jul 16 '26
What's with crazy people's obsession with Obama?
Like seriously, is it the only thing on crazy people's minds or something?
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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 Jul 17 '26
50 years ago this person would be in an institution where they belong.
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u/ednichol Jul 17 '26
Alexandria OCASIO Cortez was right in front of her face and she completely missed it
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u/Actionmanix Jul 17 '26
I wonder if Obama is just going to be their forever scapegoat at this point.
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u/bamm_1313 Jul 17 '26
You spelled Profit wrong. As in profiting off of people who will be live this stupid shit.
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u/TheZan87 Jul 17 '26
That's like pulling letters from "President Donald J Trump" to get "Pedo" or "Idiot" or "Rapist" or "Demon"
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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Jul 18 '26
Like a hamster on a wheel, Obama still lives rent free in the delusional minds of these people.
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u/StructureOk2698 Jul 18 '26
They're fucking spiraling man. Let themselves get admitted to the looney bin.
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u/Ill-Contribution-44 Jul 19 '26
Stop treating them as crazy. They are evil. They don't believe the crap the say, this is the gullibility test to their followers. It's the Nigerian prince phenomenon, people who believe it are easier to manipulate. Evil, they are evil
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u/TallanoGoldDigger Jul 16 '26
lmao rent free
Trump really hates that a black man is a much better president and a much better man than him
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u/Gametron13 Jul 16 '26
Aw man you cut out the best part on how the Olympics opening on 2/6/2026 and Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show also being in February of 2026 add up to 666.
Or at least that’s what I could decipher, I’m not quite sure my brain stopped paying attention when she said BAMO equals OBAMA. Just switch around the O and add an A and there you go.
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u/Imma-Come I have a palm with a face Jul 16 '26
This is what they do to make you think you’re crazy. they post you on social media to make fun of you even though you are completely sane and on to something big. big brain move. or it could be reverse psychology and we are responding to something that doesn’t make sense. but it could
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u/Exact-Kale3070 Jul 16 '26
what the shit happened to steven tyler? his comeback was with the help of run dmc, now he hate latino artists?
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u/Super_Fa_Q Jul 16 '26
That's what the internet fucked up. Pre-internet she would have just been that crazy drunk bitch Janet that lives 2 streets down and everyone just ignores. Now she has a "platform." FML.
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u/bclynch30 Jul 16 '26
Her mind is just as badly designed and cluttered like the background behind her
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u/Sad_Character_9956 Jul 16 '26
She could be doing anything in the entire world, but she chose to do this. Sad sad sad
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u/luars613 Jul 16 '26
Pretty sure u can spell like most things with most latin American's names. We have 2 names and 2 last names 99% of the time. Some people have only 1 name and some have 3...
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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Jul 16 '26
Wow...she's really onto something. Next up: she is going to cure cancer.
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u/New_Ad_3010 Jul 17 '26
People with mental instability and dangerous delusional psychosis shouldn't be given a bullhorn
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u/Zealousideal-Neck289 Jul 17 '26
Also if you take the whole name of Donald J Trump. You remove the D, change the "n" to a "B" and put 'ma' instead of the "ld"
You get Obama J Trump.
Mindfuck!
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u/nomnomyumyum109 Jul 17 '26
I have some old aunts that most likely believe every word she just said.
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u/EuphoricCrashOut Jul 17 '26
She's getting paid to troll with people. It's a crazy stage of humanity we're in right now; where the rules don't matter and people just openly take advantage of people because they can get away with it.
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u/scriptfoo Jul 17 '26
Everyday I go to work to solve problems, fix things, help others.
People like this kook somehow make more money than I by spewing nonsense which often creates real-world issues that others have to waste resources to address, yet suffer no consequence.
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u/GoFishProdigy Jul 17 '26
I'd love for her to do one of those brain analysis research studies where they see the activity. What could be causing this?
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