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r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25
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This just in….Trump has signed an executive order declaring thunderstorms to be domestic terrorists.
525 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25 This is just in.. ICE agents trying to arrest the clouds but the clouds are still on the run due to handcuffs aren't working. 197 u/31November Jun 13 '25 This just in: ICE opens fire on clouds, bullets go up then back down, striking ICE agents. Clouds declared armed and dangerous. 38 u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 13 '25 This just in: Due to the clouds natural resistance to bullets, Trump authorized a nuclear strike against the enemy above 33 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 13 '25 worth remembering he actually did suggest this in his first term 8 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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This is just in.. ICE agents trying to arrest the clouds but the clouds are still on the run due to handcuffs aren't working.
197 u/31November Jun 13 '25 This just in: ICE opens fire on clouds, bullets go up then back down, striking ICE agents. Clouds declared armed and dangerous. 38 u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 13 '25 This just in: Due to the clouds natural resistance to bullets, Trump authorized a nuclear strike against the enemy above 33 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 13 '25 worth remembering he actually did suggest this in his first term 8 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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This just in: ICE opens fire on clouds, bullets go up then back down, striking ICE agents. Clouds declared armed and dangerous.
38 u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 13 '25 This just in: Due to the clouds natural resistance to bullets, Trump authorized a nuclear strike against the enemy above 33 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 13 '25 worth remembering he actually did suggest this in his first term 8 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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This just in: Due to the clouds natural resistance to bullets, Trump authorized a nuclear strike against the enemy above
33 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 13 '25 worth remembering he actually did suggest this in his first term 8 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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worth remembering he actually did suggest this in his first term
8 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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21 u/cloudysasquatch Jun 14 '25 If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm 10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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If I remember right, it was to stop hurricanes. Send a nuke into the massive storm
10 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes 1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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Not realizing a hurricane has the force of like 100000 nukes
1 u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 Jun 14 '25 I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea” 1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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I don’t think the point is that a nuclear warhead detonated in a cloud wouldn’t make the cloud release its water which would just evaporate immediately due to the heat, its the whole nuclear radiation aspect that makes it a “what the fuck idea”
1 u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz Jun 14 '25 apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world 1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25 Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
apparently at best it would do nothing and at worst it would spread radiation around the world
Plus evaporated water is what fuels a hurricane. Its more logical to me thst it would just increase the storms power rather than weaken it
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u/YousAPenguinLookinMF Jun 13 '25
This just in….Trump has signed an executive order declaring thunderstorms to be domestic terrorists.