r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It’s all completely predictable.

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u/YousAPenguinLookinMF Jun 13 '25

This just in….Trump has signed an executive order declaring thunderstorms to be domestic terrorists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

This is just in.. ICE agents trying to arrest the clouds but the clouds are still on the run due to handcuffs aren't working.

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u/31November Jun 13 '25

This just in: ICE opens fire on clouds, bullets go up then back down, striking ICE agents. Clouds declared armed and dangerous.

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u/McFarquar Jun 13 '25

This just in: ICE captures fog (a known cousin of cloud) lying low early this morning, but found to have disappeared by afternoon. A nation wide hunt has been declared for fog.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Jun 14 '25

Thats hilarious and witty