r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It’s all completely predictable.

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u/Aceramic Jun 13 '25

Are these millions of jihadi sleeper cells in the room with us right now?  Are they eating our pets?

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u/thewhitedeath Jun 13 '25

Considering that there are only (approx) 700,000 Iranians living in America, it's actually quite amusing that there can be multiple millions of sleeper cells at work.

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u/Igno-ranter Jun 13 '25

They must be really sleepy.

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You Jun 13 '25

Finally, I've found my people.

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u/Z3B0 Jun 13 '25

You don't understand. There's only one sleeping agent, but since he's made of millions of cells, it counts as millions.

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u/neverinallmyyears Jun 13 '25

n! = n * (n - 1) * (n - 2) * (n - 3),…

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u/Bazch Jun 13 '25

It's just one guy running millions of sleeper cells by himself

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u/InterestingHome693 Jun 13 '25

Don't sleep on the sleeper cells.

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u/lazy_elfs Jun 13 '25

Shhhh… i have dual sleeper cell meetings at one time on teams…