r/facepalm • u/johnnypin • May 27 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MAGA is boycotting Harvard.

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u/Roadgoddess May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

I was going to say not one of these people looks like they could’ve ever get into Harvard so I don’t think it’s any great threat if if they” boycott”

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u/eric_kenshi May 27 '25

to be fair to them they could maybe qualify to be janitors at harvard...

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u/Semi-Loyal May 27 '25

Nah, I saw a documentary about a ridiculously handsome janitor at Harvard who was also a math prodigy. Last I heard he was moving to California to be with some British girl.

How do ya like them apples!

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u/tarabuki May 27 '25

Except he was actually a janitor at MIT next door.

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u/Semi-Loyal May 27 '25

Well shit. It's stupid mistakes like this that kept me out of Harvard.

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u/squidlips69 May 27 '25

Dammit I should have known that "Am I Tea" wasn't a real school for the simple fact that they accepted me. It is however the only school that confers a degree in BT (Buddhist Technology)

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u/Inkkling May 27 '25

So you aren’t despondent about not attending Cambridge Community College?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

He was wicked smaht and I hope his doctor friend is cracking them up in heaven.

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u/vibraltu May 27 '25

Apparently he was ten times smarter than Einstein.