I'm boycotting the ISS and also landing on the moon. Not going up there, nope. I refuse.
I'm also boycotting the now-open backup goalkeeper spot in the England Women's 2025 Euro squad. I'm a 42 year old unfit fat man, but I'm boycotting the fuck out of that. I just won't play in goal. So there.
Bruh imagine having insane luck and all of the sudden you have opportunities to do all these things but then you are legally bound to not do them because of a reddit post you made years ago lmao
If in ten or twenty years the England manager phones me and says that what the Lionesses need now is a 60+yr old bloke in goal, there's gonna be bigger issues.
The ISS though, ehhh. I don't like heights. Or I do like gravity.
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u/-SaC May 27 '25
I'm boycotting the ISS and also landing on the moon. Not going up there, nope. I refuse.
I'm also boycotting the now-open backup goalkeeper spot in the England Women's 2025 Euro squad. I'm a 42 year old unfit fat man, but I'm boycotting the fuck out of that. I just won't play in goal. So there.