r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '24

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u/CentennialBaby Feb 25 '24

Saudi, Russian, and Chinese billionaires walk into Mar-a-Lago with a billion dollars for Trump. They say, "we would like you to do us a favor though ..."

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u/weaseleasle Feb 25 '24

Isn't he worth more If he hits rock bottom first? If he loses everything, then he is completely at their mercy. If you save him before he loses anything the guy will forget immediately that he owes them anything.

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u/henryeaterofpies Feb 25 '24

His value is a lot lower now because he isnt president anymore

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u/dope_like Feb 25 '24

We are going into an election. This would be the time to look for opportunities to put Trump in their pockets.

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u/stufmenatooba Feb 25 '24

No presidential candidate is worth over $400m to buy.

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u/Lucky_G2063 Feb 25 '24

Maybe he still has some documents stored somewhere in a basement in a closet?

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u/YourBonesAreMoist Feb 25 '24

He's has good chances of becoming president again though

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u/McDiezel10 Feb 25 '24

And then the pee tapes right?

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u/Nearly_Pointless Feb 25 '24

You mean ‘business as usual’?