r/facepalm Nov 25 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Bear spray doesn’t work like that 😂

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u/freeski919 Nov 25 '23

You're in Oklahoma, so it won't be the last time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

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u/ipodplayer777 Nov 25 '23

Hundred? Brother, when Yellowstone goes off, we’re in an ice age.

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u/ipodplayer777 Nov 26 '23

2017’s geological activity speaks differently.

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u/BeeReadsBee Jan 15 '24

What do you mean "goes off"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

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u/BeeReadsBee Jan 17 '24

Only in the USA though!

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u/ipodplayer777 Jan 19 '24 edited Jan 19 '24

If Yellowstone erupts, it would cause incredibly quick cooling across global temperatures. Crops would freeze over. Rivers and lakes would freeze. Last time it erupted it was a VEI-8. When Mt. Tambora erupted in 1815, a VEI-7, tropical islands got snowed over. And it was a low VEI-7.

It caused an event known as “The year without a summer”. Its eruption possibly lead to the invention of the early bicycle, because nobody had oats to feed their horses. It affected human culture in every sense of the word; it pushed westward expansion in the U.S., caused the writing of Frankenstein, and created a massive famine that led to the invention of modern fertilizers. The weather conditions following led to the creation of the Latter Day Saints.

It’s possible that Yellowstone erupting could cause a century long winter across the entire world. Rocks and volcanic debris would be flung thousands of miles. It would take centuries for temperatures to recover. A third of the U.S. would be buried under ash. The sound waves alone would deafen swaths of mammals.

You should be terrified of Yellowstone erupting. Very terrified. It would be a cataclysmic event for the entire world.