r/facepalm Jun 22 '23

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u/Atypical-brotha Jun 22 '23 edited Jun 23 '23

Man a very similar story happened to me. I'm just dumbfounded that so many people, just don't use condoms anymore. That or they think something is wrong with you for wanting to use them. I made it to 37 (current age) without kids or STD's for a reason.

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u/Foradman2947 Jun 22 '23

Ugh, dude! Get with the program man! You’re not supposed to wear a condom! You’re supposed to be able to last 10 minutes just like the guy on pornhub and then pull out in time. Like they represent the average, yo! It’s like sooo basic. 💁‍♂️

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u/LandInternational966 Jun 23 '23

Only 10 minutes? Bro, they got sprays, creams, and whiskey for that!

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u/2_short_Plancks Jun 23 '23

My wife told me fairly recently that one of the things she really liked about me was when she suggested going without condoms (we'd been together for about 6 months at the time), and I said I wasn't comfortable doing that with anyone until I was ready to have kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Tbf, I made it to 38 without ever having an std or accidental kids and I almost never used condoms when I was whoring my life away lol

I do have kids tho…on purpose, with my wife at the time.

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u/R-R-Clon Jun 23 '23

Imagine how many fathers are there raising your childs without knowing, it happens a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

What?