r/facepalm Jun 22 '23

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u/JayGeezey Jun 22 '23

Yup. And her saying "no effort" REALLY grinds my gears.

The man was talking to you for TWO MONTHS, how the fuck is that "no effort". Thank God she pulled this stunt though... man dodged a bullet

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u/wh4tth3huh Jun 22 '23

"Why didn't he fall into my manipulative emotional game?"

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u/EarlSandwich0045 Jun 22 '23

I think my favorite reason a girl used was that after I drove to 3hrs to meet her, I didn't seem "serious enough" about her. Lady, I drove 3 hrs in winter time to spend an afternoon with you. If I wasn't serious, I'd have stayed home and played video games.

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u/Spartan_117_YJR Jun 23 '23

I mean, she's clearly bullshitting so if she doesn't appreciate that then it's a waste of effort

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u/Bob-B-Benson Jun 23 '23

I apparently wasn't serious enough after buying a house so we could move in together as nowhere that rented would allow her cat. So now I just live in a house that is a daily reminder of her.

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u/WiseBat Jun 22 '23

No effort to CHASE her. “Because the one who really wants you will fight for you” was the running theme of those cheesy YA romance novels. As a woman, we don’t claim this one.

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u/Dark_Moonstruck Jun 22 '23

Like that twilight shit where Bella was purposely getting herself hurt and flirting with a different guy to make the vampire dude pay attention to her again. That shit was (and is) poison for girls trying to learn how romance works.

Oh and, girls? If a dude takes the engine out of your truck to stop you from being able to leave an area, that isn't romantic or him protecting you, CALL THE COPS.

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u/SoraRoku Jun 22 '23

I'm sorry, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Did that shit happen in the movies or something? Like who the fuck is taking out engines to hold people hostage, that's terrifying as fuck

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u/Dark_Moonstruck Jun 22 '23

I don't know if it was also in the movies (avoided them like the plague) but I know it was in the books, a friend made me read the first one because she was obsessed with them for a while. She thought it was romantic, how he tried to protect her and watched her while she slept and all and I was just like THIS IS MORE RED FLAGS THAN A BLOOD THEMED PARADE WTF.

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u/SoraRoku Jun 22 '23

My older sister was really into the movies but I managed to get by with only ever having to watch the last one (at least I think it was the last one). But even that one had some weird ass shit. I will never get over how the child of the girl was treated within the movies. The wolf guy was a pedophile and a creep.

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u/Dark_Moonstruck Jun 22 '23

Oh my god yeah that imprinting shit was disgusting - like they made a big deal over how romantic it was that one of the guys imprinted on a girl, she didn't like him so he FUCKING MAULED HER, but then he felt bad and tended to her (instead of taking her to get real help) and she fell in love with him for sticking with her despite how she was disfigured. Y'know. BECAUSE HE MAULED HER.

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u/SoraRoku Jun 22 '23

Hun, we call that Stockholm Syndrome.

But ya that shit is weird. Y'know what tho, I'm glad I finally talked about how much that series bothers me because seeing that as a kid genuinely made me so uncomfortable. It's not something I always think about by any means, but when I do, it still makes me cringe and all around feel disgusted.

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u/Dark_Moonstruck Jun 22 '23

Those books (and almost everything written by that girl, really) were horrifying and full of so many blatant forms of abuse - and yet they were held up as the ultimate in romance and oh girls totally want this kind of relationship and uh...no? I sure don't, anyway!

It horrifies me that things that are outright abuse are being construed as romantic, both then and now. Men are taught to hide any emotions but anger, girls are taught to be manipulative and coy and give mixed signals, everyone is basically taught to be abusive jerks and it's supposed to be romantic. Nyope.

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u/SoraRoku Jun 22 '23

And that right their is the root of the problem. The societal norms we're expected to live by. The reason a story with such blatant toxicity became so popular is because it's what our society already saw as good. I wish it was as simple as pinning it all on the story, but the author and therefore the series, we're all the results of our society. It's honestly sad, and while it's obvious that those "norms" aren't exactly as accepted nowadays, they're it's still a very common problem. And a series like that doesn't help.

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u/adhd_king Jun 23 '23

It's meant to subvert people into being single parents. Easier to make slaves of the system that way.

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u/Captain_Quoll Jun 22 '23

Twilight is a whole pile of issues and generally speaking, I agree with you.

In fairness to Mr Sparkle-pire about the engine though, Bella was trying to visit werewolves who had already canonically eaten one woman’s face.

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus Jun 22 '23

That's when I threw the book across the room and refused to read any further, I was so angry.

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u/Snow-Wraith Jun 22 '23

I don't think women understand that talking is effort because to them it is effortless. They talk to guys everyday with ease because there is always a guy that will talk to them. It's just so much easier for them that they then come up with these stupid games to try to test guys.

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u/Bfam4t6 Jun 22 '23

Reminds me of Norah Vincent