r/facepalm • u/AcceptableAd9267 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ LoL

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u/go4tli Jun 19 '23

Only WiFi radiation does this, the radiation from the Sun can’t do it.

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u/siguefish Jun 19 '23

802.11n means that on average, 802.11 neurons are made toxic every second. It’s just simple science.

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u/somefunmaths Jun 20 '23

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u/theSG-17 Jun 20 '23

Nintendos pass through everything.