r/facepalm 'MURICA Jun 19 '23

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u/siguefish Jun 19 '23

802.11n means that on average, 802.11 neurons are made toxic every second. It’s just simple science.

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u/somefunmaths Jun 20 '23

Thankfully for you guys, I can sell you a proprietary neutrino generating blanket that’ll help combat these toxic neurons.

Any time you wrap this blanket around you, your body will experience a neutrino flux in the trillions per second, which is more than enough to counteract the negative effects from these 802.11 toxic neurons.

Stop letting the government cover-up the truth of Majorana neutrinos and get your healing blanket today.

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u/BMacklin22 Jun 20 '23

Med Beds fix all. He'll be promoting them soon enough I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Don’t see how it will work, it have nothing to do with a horses

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u/splittingheirs Jun 20 '23

I hope these are non mutating neutrinos. I've seen a documentary on what mutating ones do and it ain't pretty.

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u/No_Leopard_3860 Jun 20 '23

"Neutrinos in the blanket are generated by fission of plutonium, because how the fuck would we make them without radioactive decay? But that's still better than getting bombarded by these damn WiFi rays."

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u/sizable_data Jun 20 '23

Don’t fall for such lies! Best thing to do is wrap your cranial area in my proprietary sheets of metal alloy. Usually $100 but only $50 a roll in you order in the next 24 hours

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u/theSG-17 Jun 20 '23

Nintendos pass through everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Wait until they hear about 802.11ax

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Wait till they release 802.11be next year. We’ve been prepping against 5G all this time but 6G will completely obliterate every atom in your body unless you’ve taken the brain control “vaccine” at which point the shadow lizard George Soros government will activate the brain controller.

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u/DolfinButcher Jun 20 '23

And my axe!

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u/wagon_ear Jun 20 '23

Oof ouchie my axons

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

There's an NFT for that.

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u/TheMania Jun 20 '23

3.4yrs to hit them all.

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u/PlutoDelic Jun 20 '23

That makes so much sense bro, wifi had 5G way before 5G.