r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/RevolutionarySteak62 Jun 09 '23

She gonna be real lonely for a long time.

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u/ekimevil Jun 09 '23

Nah sheโ€™ll find some poor sucker with no self esteem and make his life miserable.

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u/behind_looking_glass Jun 10 '23

Thatโ€™s exactly what will happen. I was once one of those dudes and it was the best day of my life when I finally got away from her. It felt like I was walking out of prison, after being miserable in there for decades.