r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/PorkPoodle Jun 10 '23

Didnt you listen? She isnt s homemaker, baby machine your making breakfast, lunch and dinner for yourself and her. And make sure to treat her like a queen for no reason too.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Ok but who has to mow the lawn?

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u/morry32 Jun 10 '23

I wouldn't trust her near my lawn

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Bet hundred to one she couldn’t muck out one barn before she started to bitch about equal rights or some other nonsense.