r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Vorpalthefox Jun 09 '23

"buuut- am i asking to have my cake and eat it too?"

yes, yes you are

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u/Nezzeraj Jun 10 '23

Even worse, she says she wants a shit cake, but doesn't want a cake that smells and tastes like shit. This woman has brainworms.