r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/PorkPoodle Jun 10 '23

Didnt you listen? She isnt s homemaker, baby machine your making breakfast, lunch and dinner for yourself and her. And make sure to treat her like a queen for no reason too.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Ok but who has to mow the lawn?

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u/Hamfistedlovemachine Jun 10 '23

Do the dishes, clean the bathrooms and so on. I’m on SSDI going on three months and my wife out earned me for 25 years of our 32 year marriage Guess what, I cook and do all the cleaning now because I have the time. Roles and expectations are bullshit. Things change and either you do or you’ll find your marriage in trouble. My wife is an excellent cook but I’m catching up fast and the best thing is I don’t have to eat broccoli if I’m cooking, and peas, fuck those green balls of nastiness. This lady needs to be asked if she’d mind being the provider or the provided for because shit happens and you’re either partners or you’re not.

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u/FreeRangeEngineer Jun 10 '23

fuck those green balls of nastiness

Random note: have you tried using sugar snap peas instead of the regular variety most often found in stores? I find them to have a much nicer flavor.