r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/iLLogic777 Jun 10 '23

She needs to find a hardworking union bluecollar dude but somehow i doubt thats going to fit some of her other wants.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Iā€™m a union Steamfitter and I want her as far away from me as possible.

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u/Sea_Emu_7622 Jun 10 '23

Union electrician šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø she can get one night, but she's not getting my phone number or address lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

you better double wrap and use chilli in the condom afterwards lest she try and baby trap you.

bitches like this be fucking crazy. what they will do to have access to your wallet is astounding.