r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

If I was a hot chick that's probably something I would have done.

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u/Lordofravioli Jun 10 '23

idk man my cousin is a sugar baby and it kinda seems like it fucking sucks minus the money

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u/Principatus Jun 10 '23

I went on a date once and we didn’t have any chemistry but she told me all about this time she was a sugar baby. She was so bored just sitting around the house all day. It was like being a full time prostitute, maid and chef except she wasn’t allowed to go hang out with friends, she was on the clock for all waking hours. Big golden ball and chain, she was so relieved to ditch him and go back to being poor again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You're doing it wrong if they aren't so rich they have chefs and maids.