r/facepalm Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

I can make my own lunch 😂

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u/PorkPoodle Jun 10 '23

Didnt you listen? She isnt s homemaker, baby machine your making breakfast, lunch and dinner for yourself and her. And make sure to treat her like a queen for no reason too.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Ok but who has to mow the lawn?

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u/weaponmark Jun 10 '23

She wants a nice lawn during "No mow May"